All I Ever Need To Know, I Learned By Watching "Kindergarten Cop"...

I heard once (on Kindergarten Cop) that "A child is like the ocean - you don't ever want to turn your back on it."

Boy, idn't that the truth?! This is what happened to me a while back when I left Macy unattended long enough to go *tinkle*...

She discovered Chad's lunchbox, opened it, devoured a Reese Cup that was left inside, and then...

...found my dishtowel drawer! I can only assume this was done in an effort to clean up the evidence.

This is why my hair is turning gray, y'all...